also i do think its funny that pwentz was this like hotshot jock chicago hardcore scene king popular kid who couldve probably gotten the best of the best to play in his new band BUT THEN he was introduced to this random absolutely SWAGLESS teenage nerd who he had NO relation to who had fashion so bad he still remembers it decades later . and instead of being like Who tf is this lol. he was like Woah. i actually need to study him. forever. Even
lets get sillay
babushka off her shits lets gooooo
Obsessed with AO3 writers, who are a particularly fascinating subspecies of homo sapien.
it's easy enough to hatch a basilisk but nobody talks about the identity crisis your basilisk is going to have when it grows up and realizes that despite being born from a chicken's egg and raised by a toad it's neither amphibian nor fowl but something else entirely
i'm actually so fucked up right now thinking about the tragedy of the basilisk. no matter how much it tries it will never fit in wherever it goes. it's condemned to a solitary existence by the circumstances of its birth. a shameful bastard offspring doomed to never belong. what the fuck.
ALTI’m just a notch in your bedpost but you’re just a guy in a thong or whatever fall out boy said
put your hand in front of your cat and
sniffs it: gentle nature
press its face into: loving nature
bites it: a warriors heart
meat-wentz
mortalfortaxpurposes
also i do think its funny that pwentz was this like hotshot jock chicago hardcore scene king popular kid who couldve probably gotten the best of the best to play in his new band BUT THEN he was introduced to this random absolutely SWAGLESS teenage nerd who he had NO relation to who had fashion so bad he still remembers it decades later . and instead of being like Who tf is this lol. he was like Woah. i actually need to study him. forever. Even
